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I keep imagining that Unique gets nominated for Prom Queen and while all the Glee kids are proud of her they are really worried that someone might pull something. This leads to Blaine and Tina booking tickets home to be in town during Prom weekend with Sam managing to get them listed as Chaperones for the dance itself. Kurt, Mercedes, Santana and Brittany show up as well. Kurt to help make Unique and the girls look fabulous while Sam booked Mercedes as the act for Prom.
In the end Unique doesn’t win and nothing bad happens (and she never knows about those stupid hockey players who were drunk and saying stupid shit that got them escorted out of the school by Ryder and Jake with Sue’s permission
they touched her punch bowl). They all have a lovely night and afterwards go to the local 24 hour diner to just talk.
Next year Unique campaigns to be Prom Queen with Kitty as her manager and Marley as her public relations girl. She wins by a landslide.
Awww, that is actually the sweetest idea!!! I can definitely imagine their kid always winning costume contests because Kurt makes him the most creative and amazing costumes, and he loves comic book characters and sci fi characters because he watches them
With his Daddy Blaine and Uncle Sam. Like one year Kurt makes him a Chewbacca costume that was super cool and Sam tried to teach him a Chewbacca impression. And when they went trick or treating, Blaine was C3PO and Kurt was Han Solo.
Okay, but: TEAM UPS AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR COSTUME COMPETITIONS!
Kurt and Blaine desperately try to beat Sam and Mercedes plans. Next year it’s Kurtcedes vs Blam and Kurt and Mercedes just sort of stand there slackjawed when they see the epic costume Blaine and Sam put Samcedes’ little girl in, because they thought they had this in the bag!
Two summers ago I wrote Mad Naked Summer or, the summer of sexual experimentation. An anon asked if I might revisit the story, so I thought I’d try. Picks up around the time that canon leaves off, in NYC in the summertime.
This is less of a multi-chapter fic and more of a verse, so not really a plot to keep up with, just the boys going through items on a sexy summer bucket list.
It’s been raining on and off all day, alternating from air heavy with humidity to the patter and hush of showers, then a refreshing break from the heat before the cycle starts up all over again. The latest rainfall is tapering off, dripping from the corners of rooftops and awnings, people outside shaking off their umbrellas and dashing across puddles. Blaine sits at the table with a heavy textbook and a blue highlighter, his notebook open to a blank sheet of paper, a cool breeze lifting the corners of the page he’s reading every so often.
It’s darker now than it usually is in the early evening; heavy clouds still slowly breaking apart and drifting away to reveal the indigo blue of the the sky, so Blaine has the overhead light on in the kitchen, and Kurt has the lights on in their room where a rustle or a clunk or a hum sounds out as Kurt gets ready and Blaine works in silence.
Blaine scribbles out an outline, double checks his notes, and then Kurt emerges. He looks gorgeous, and smells amazing, and Blaine has never hated History of Theater 102 as much as he does right now.
This is so great on so many levels, I am in love with how Kurt and blaine are written in the series (and 7 which I’d managed to miss until today was also fantastic!). It fits so well with who these characters are at this point and how they interact, and everything is always *them* which is really what I want from a sex scene in anything. And there is so much FUN and that’s glorious!
So I did the thing. Fantasy AU wherein Kurt and Elliott are married and traveling performers. They recruit Blaine to become their apprentice, and poly romance/sex ensues. (20Kish)
It got sappy. You know, after the smut. Huh.
The first time that Blaine meets Kurt and Elliott, he’s ten years old and they are fifteen and eighteen respectively.
They come through his village as members of a band of entertainers who ply their trade to those who have the leisure time to enjoy it for a modest fee. Blaine’s parents don’t quite approve of their free ways, and make a point of criticizing their outlandishly styled hair, clothes, and painted faces, especially Elliott, who has multiple piercings and tattoos.
Despite this, most of the village turns up to see them, and Blaine…
Blaine thinks that they are the most interesting group of people that he has ever seen.
As the son of a baker, his life isn’t very exciting. He rises early, works until his knuckles swell and his body aches, and goes to bed late. His days are structured by baking schedules and customers and deliveries, not allowing for much variety or for him to think about what he would prefer to be doing with his life. Being allowed an hour at the end of the work day for two days in a row to go and watch the troupe perform is like being transported to another world, where fun can have nothing to do with duty, and where Blaine can watch with wide eyes as the men and women of the troupe dance and sing and juggle and swallow fire and tell stories and recite poems as if nothing else in the world is more important.
I really enjoyed this, the ways the different, complex relationships were built was really wonderful, I’ve not read many fics with Elliott and he was such a delight here. Heartfelt and hot lovliness <3
Ok, so guys I want to clarify something and ask for help.
This instagram account is re-blogging fan art without crediting, and tagging Chris and Darren, which is something I DO NOT condone. I don’t agree with art/fic being re-blogged without crediting the artists and a *REALLY* disagree with them tagging actors who have expressed discomfort with RPF fic/art featuring them.
What really upsets me though is that they’ve linked to my Livejournal in their profile. They linked to a story I thought I’d taken down that I am really uncomfortable with. I’ve deleted it (although I thought I had?? That’s totally my fail), but I want to clarify that THIS IS NOT MY ACCOUNT. I am in NO WAY affiliated with them. Anyone who is following (they have almost 2k folowers), please know that this is NOT MY INSTAGRAM in any way. An artist contacted me thinking this was my account, asking me to delete their art because they weren’t credited and felt that their art was being stolen. Obviously we worked it out when we talked and I clarified that it wasn’t my account. If there are any other artists whose art has been posted, I encourage you to report this account. Honestly I’m going to encourage anyone to do it.
And that is the end of my angry rant. Please reblog and signal boost this post if you are up for it, because I really want people to know I have nothing to do with this AND I strongly disagree with posting art and not crediting AND tagging the actors, which I honestly find reprehensible and gross.